Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Dialogues

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- Cast: Varun Dhawan, Aalia Bhatt
- Music: Sachin - Jigar & Toshi
- Lyrics: Irshad Kamil 7 Kumaar
- Produced By: Hiroo Johar & Karan Johar
- Written & Directed By: Shashank Khaitan
- Release Date: 11th July 2014




Friend: Haye cheaks bhi goory bhai k.

Girl: Tera naam Humpty kiun hai.

Humpty Sharma (Varun Dhawan): Bachpan main na buhat mota tha to mere dost mujhy humpty bulaany lag gye, tab se rakesh ban gaya humpty.

Kavya ( Aalia Bhatt) : Main shadi karun gi to kareena wala designer lehnga pehan kar karun gi, warna dulhy ko tata bye bye kar dun gi.

Humpty: Junior collage mein party de rahe hain, DJ, daru, motton full planing hai.

Kavya: O dedh maheeny baad meri shadi hai.
Humpty: O party itni lambi nai chalny wali, aaj raat tak khatam ho jaye gi.

Humpty: Tu peeti hai ! Tu regular peeti hai ? Kavya: Tu bottle songhta reh jaye ga aur meri khatam ho jaye gi.

Friend: Bhai ye to Ferrari nikli :P

Humpty: Main rooz nai peeta hon.
Kavya: Koi ni humpty dumpty mere sath rahe ga to peena seekh jaye ga.

Humpty: Hamara income high ho na ho, outcome to hamara bhi world class hai.

Humpty: Marriage wali party mein line nahi marta main. 

Humpty: Hot lag rahi ho.
Kavya: Main paida hi hot hui thi. 

Humpty: Tu ne facebook profile check ki, friend request bhej !

Kavya: Main kyn bhejon, tu bhej, attitude saala !

Humpty: Main bhejon to despo, nai bhejon to attitude. Bhola larka kary to kia kary.

Kavya: Tere khali bheeje mein naye naye pakwan pakty rehty hain.

Humpty: Oye, main koi velha TEST-TUBE baby nai hon, Vidia book center ka iklota waris hon main.

Kavya: Zayada try mat kar, teen hafton mein shadi hai meri.
Humpty: By God, dulhon ki barish ho rahi hai aj kal.

Villain: Peene k baad insan dimagh k badly dil se sochny lagta hai. 

Villain: I like to be in CONTROL.

Friend: Agar iski Kavya se na hoti to main is se shadi kar leta.

Humpty: Sirf dimagh bara hai tera, dil itna sa, aur wo to is se bhi chota hai. :P

Humpty: Babu je please chor do, Babu je please.

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27 May 2014 at 12:36 ×

Humpty: Oye, main koi velha TEST-TUBE baby nai hon, Vidia book center ka iklota waris hon main.

Villain: I like to be IN CONTROL.

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28 May 2014 at 00:53 ×

Thanks For Correction ! :)

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