Happy Ending Hindi Movie Dialogues

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Directors: Krishna D.K., Raj Nidimoru
Writers: Krishna D.K., Raj Nidimoru
Stars: Saif Ali Khan, Ileana, Kalki Koechlin, Govinda


Saif Ali Khan: All men are dogs, sahi kehte hain, aur dogs do tarah ke hote hain aik paalto dogi jo ghar ki rooti aur gaadi ki backseat ki hawa kha kha ke mar jate hain,
Aur doosre sadak ke kutty jinka koi ata pata nahi hota jo mann kare kha lety hain aur jahan mann kare so late hain, poora shehar unka hota hai.
Per problem ye hai ke hamari saari zindagi ye pata lagane mein lag jaati hai ke woh hai kis type ka kutta.

Saif Ali Khan: Mujhe I Love You se problem nai hai, per is ke sath jo baggie jaata hai us se hai,

Saif Ali Khan: 99% kahaniyan I Love You per khatam ho jatin hain, pata hai kyun?
Its the beginning of the end !  

Saif Ali Khan: Pyar picturon mein acha lagta hai, extra baatein edit kar dety hain. 

Sirf comedy , romance aur gaane dikhaty hain, hero heroin ko kiss karta hai aur phir kiya hota hai ? 

Happy Ending ! 

Saif Ali Khan: Kisi ko life se kiya chahye hota hai? fame, larkiyan, paisa sab kuch to hai mere paas, to zabardasti kaam karne ki kia zaroorat hai.

Saif Ali Khan: Dekh 12 (baarah) aur 4 (chaar) ke bech mar chutiya jata hai, Over commit karte hain, senti ho jate hain, roty dhoty hain, kahin bhi munh maar lete hain, 
Basically, dimagh se nahi patloon se sochne lagte hain, phir hoti hai subha aur aati hai aqal thikane pe, tab hota hai parchtaab, ke aik dukan band hone ke gham mein chaar aur dukanein khol aya hon.

Govinda: Main single screen ka superstar hon aur multiplex ko takeover karna chahta hon.


First half meet parents, second half meet f**ers, jaib daal, silver jubilee.

Saif Ali Khan: Ghee seedi ungli se na nikle to dabba palat lo.


Govinda: Acha sun, do chaar kissing scene bhi daal dena picture mein, udh waalon ko maza aana chahye.

Saif Ali Khan: Doodh waalon ko?


Govinda: Doodh waalon ko nahi, udh waalon ko, chaye nai picture bana raha hon mein.


Saif Ali Khan: Acha combination hai hamara, woh hot hai, main cool hun, woh young hain, main young hun,
Ahm Ahm..
Shut up I'm not old... Ok young at heart.

Saif Ali Khan: Main kehta hon ham kuch hat ke try karty hain.

Govinda: Ye hat ke kiya hai , kuch bhi nahi hai, larka larki bhaag kar galy milty hain to milne dein, slow motion hone dein, sunset hone dein, gaana bachta hai to bajne dein, mein to kehta hon dono pappi lete hain to lene dein, aj kal to sensor ki problem bhi nahi hai, public khush honi chahye yar, apne aqal ke look mein mat parr. :D

Govinda: 300 rupee mein logon ko jeena mat sikha !

Saif Ali Khan: Hey arch your back, stomach in, chest out, chest out. 

Ilena: It is out yudi. 


Saif Ali Khan:  Ok its not working, pora upar ka utaaro.


Ileana: Kaisi lag rahi hon?

Saif Ali Khan: Aise jaise raat bhar tum ne buhat mehnat ki ho.


Saif Ali Khan: Ap itni conventional aur ideal love stories kyun likhti hain?

ileana: Kyun ke hamari zindagion mein itni bheed hoti hai ke aksar do logon ka piyar us bheed mein kho jata hai.
To mein ne socha piyar bachane ka aik hi tareeqa hai use kitabon ke pannon mein chaap kar usy bech do.

Saif Ali Khan: Ager tairna sekhna ho to paani mein to utarna hi pary ga na.
Kehty hain opposits attract, jhoot hai, ham har jagah bs apne aap ko dhondty hain aur agar kahin woh mil jaye to usy sambhaal ke rakh dena chahye.

Saif Ali Khan: Kehty hain har kahani ka happy ending hota agr usy sahi waqt per end kar do to, per filhal meri kahani ka end ye hai.


Happy Ending !
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